With the birds I’ll share this lonely view.. #imalone #aloneiniceland #idontseeanyfriends #thatscauseimalonehere (at Lonelytown)

With the birds I’ll share this lonely view.. #imalone #aloneiniceland #idontseeanyfriends #thatscauseimalonehere (at Lonelytown)

rosemaryboobs:

tristan-thorn-is-my-hero:

mojosodope178:

theweedteacher:

Wait so in order to shoot this commercial they actually gave two little kids dildos and said go fight with these

double wait…they used kids playing with dildos to promote gun safety?

This is fucking amazing to me…

this one is great

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via the-ocean-abyss)

hijabiswag:

in 1914, a boy chained his bike to a tree, he never returned.

hijabiswag:

in 1914, a boy chained his bike to a tree, he never returned.

(via the-ocean-abyss)

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

(Source: manda, via the-ocean-abyss)

jakeforjesus:

Those girls who wear converse to prom because “they aren’t like most girls”

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(via the-ocean-abyss)

kyrm:

Hello kitty is changing it up I see

kyrm:

Hello kitty is changing it up I see

(via the-ocean-abyss)

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

(Source: surf4ces, via the-ocean-abyss)

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One bad night I’ll hold the glass until the glass can hold me down,
And one bad night I’ll spill and spill until my feet begin to drown.
One bad night I’ll hear you calling me to help you not pass out.

You and I, divine but not devout,
Every night my teeth are falling out.

(Source: russiancohle)

"Can’t you see what you are doing? Can’t you see I’m scared to speak, and I hate my voice ‘cause it only makes you angry? I only talk when you are sleeping. That’s when I tell you everything. And I imagine that somehow you’re going to hear me…"

The Antlers, from Sylvia (via violentwavesofemotion)

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rocknrollercoaster:

But we’ll make only quick decisions,
and you’ll just keep me in the waiting room,

and all the while I’ll know we’re fucked,
and not getting un-fucked soon.

When we get home we’re bigger strangers than we’ve ever been before.
You sit in front of snowy television, suitcase on the floor.